Suffering so you don't have to!
Have you wondered what it would feel like to let go? To give in to your darkest side and do something vile and unhinged? Something like waking up at three in the morning only to finish off that cold pizza that’s been in your fridge for a week. Well, Adversarial is returning from its long slumber with Solitude with The Eternal and is planning to put you through something just as appalling. Don’t believe it? Stay put!
As the proud leader of my own cult, which you can join at any time, I’m interested in any research or art that helps me expand my paws around the corrupt world. Hence, when Summoner’s Circle came out with a new release named Cult, I had to investigate it to see if it offered me new tools that would increase my chances for world domination. Keep reading, and you’ll find out.
This is a special segment dedicated to bands emerging deep from the underground, defying all odds to produce compelling work. These acts possess a rawness often absent from mainstream bands, though it might be an acquired taste. The choice is yours—show them love or hate, but whatever you do, give them something!
Welcome to a segment where we embrace your addiction shamelessly. We understand that you might even consider taking out a second mortgage on your house just to keep expanding your collection in a desperate attempt to fill the void deep within your soul. It’s time to succumb to your intrusive thoughts and admire some beautifully crafted LPs that have recently hit the shelves. I’m not sponsored by any of these bands, labels, or promoters. However, if you’re open to business discussions, let’s talk! After all, all principles bow down before the almighty dollar. Shall we dive in?
Sitting on the throne, pondering how humanity has chosen to discard its waste into the very liquid that sustains it, I came to the profound realization that “space” Metal isn’t just a current trend; it has been hot since the 80s (you know, the era of terrible CGI and unmatched arms races). Nocturnus AD is simultaneously new and old. Those of you well-versed in The Culture will recall The Key, released under its previous band name. For those of you who are still tax-fed teenagers, you may recognize them from Paradox. But enough dwelling on the past; let’s delve into Unicursal and see what it has to offer.
Welcome to Retro-Reviews, a space where I indulge in my own nostalgic reveries, reminiscing about a time that never truly existed, but one that I’ve crafted through various random albums that hold significance for me. Whether good or bad, one thing is certain: remembering can be a bittersweet journey.
Today, we’re going to be talking a lot about space. I can’t recall when in my life this happened, but now every sub-genre of Metal needs to have a handful of bands that explore space from all sorts of directions. So, what better way to celebrate our obsession with this nerdy subject than by reviewing LanzerRath / Shroud of Despondency‘s latest Split? It almost escaped me, but I managed to catch the promo before it withered away in my email box. So, shall we?
When you take a look at Cuttered Flesh‘s Love at First Bite cover art, you might be thinking that this is going to sound like the typical music that makes your grandma sigh in disappointment, wondering how kids these days are so damaged and rotten, how there’s no innocence anymore! That’s said by my grandma, who smoked two packs at 12 years old and was married away because the family couldn’t afford so many mouths to feed. Either way, Love at First Bite does come all the way from Karlovy Vary to take some heads, but is there more than just bone-crushing riffs here? Let’s see!
You might be wondering why I’m writing a review for Aquilus‘s newest release, Bellum II, at this late stage. It’s not typical behavior for the catto. But you see, forming an opinion about Bellum II isn’t as straightforward as just listening to it once. There are layers to this mammoth of an album. My real question was whether it could even hold a candle to Griseus, the subgenre standard. Let’s find out!
As we grow older, it becomes harder and harder to leave our comfort zone; our melting brains become less open to new experiences. It’s not just my opinion; it’s what science says. In Ascending in Synergy, Elvellon offers me the opportunity to defy my cognitive decay and totally break out of that comfort zone made out of incomprehensible gargling and dissonant riffs. It can’t get more Power/Symphonic than Elvellon, but we’ll see how it holds up.
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