True kvlt: Thørles, Amerakin Overdose, & Willem

Metalcatto

Hi there, my depressed people of the internet! I know True kvlt usually doesn’t come out on Fridays, but a) I’m terribly busy living the summer life, and b) I recently joined Groover, and these are the projects that got my attention so far. They’re diverse and don’t exactly match my usual taste, but they definitely raise the quality of this section—not exactly known for its prestige. But hey, what can I do if you guys submit better stuff? Let’s go!

True kvlt: Vyr Muk, Electrocutioner & Obšar

Metalcatto

It’s that time of the week again, when I take the most polite emails I’ve got and give them a few words of encouragement—and maybe some constructive feedback—because we all know most readers are feeling down and miserable, so why should I kick them even more? Okay, okay, enough of getting personal, let’s get to it!

True kvlt: Lacerations, Mosara, & Chrysalïd

Metalcatto

It feels like fame has gotten to the top of my head and I’m starting to neglect the deep underground, right? Just kidding! But we’ve had a lot of special articles and high-profile reviews lately, and—as usual—the local bands pay the price like innocent bystanders. So now I’m bringing back a bit of justice, even if just for a moment, in this sorrowful world… Wait, what am I trying to say? It’s sunny outside—let’s stick to that mood. Let’s go!

True kvlt: Mission Jupiter, Warslaughter, & Refusal

Metalcatto

Hi there, my beloved dungeon dwellers. It’s that time of the week where I dig into whatever the deep underground throws at us and try to give some constructive criticism. I really tried to mix things up this time. Also—did I mention that now even the smallest bands can get a full review? But for a price, of course (scroll to the bottom), and with no guarantees of a positive score. We’re not complete sellouts… yet! Let’s go!

True kvlt: Asnahsarg, Tombstone & Gore Force V

Metalcatto

Hi there, my beautiful music degenerates. Here I am, back with another section of low‑budget and unpredictable releases from the dungeons of my email inbox and personal DMs. What can I say? You people reach out in all sorts of creative ways that would probably cross more than one legal boundary. Anyway, I’ll talk to my lawyer later and focus on this random selection of bands again.