
Metacatto
Hi there! It’s been a while since we acknowledged some decent EPs, and I guess it’s time we did—even if it’s against my better judgment. That said, we’ve actually got a pair of bands today that could fit well on the same playlist (just pretend you don’t have one of those on a predatory streaming service). So let’s get down to business. We’re not getting any younger, and I’ve got interns to boss around, as usual.

Deathblow – Open Season
If the cover art didn’t make it obvious, this is a Thrash Metal EP, bursting with so much Punk attitude it might refuse to join an anarchist group on principle. It’s direct, groovy, and driven by raw aggression that runs through you too fast for boredom to settle in. This mix of Power Trip and old (good!) Slayer made my heart pump faster with its simplicity and catchiness. I won’t say they don’t make them like this anymore, but hearing songs with “standard” structure feels oddly refreshing. Besides, have you seen the news lately? We could all use better ways to blow off steam—preferably not involving our neighbors.
Release: June 16th | Label: Sewer Mouth Records

Rotgut – 24 oz CANTRIP
With a band name that reminds me of a poorly done colonoscopy, Rotgut brings ferocious Black/Thrash that proves Metal and speed still have a more committed relationship than most couples. This EP is a nod to bands like Hellbutcher or Nifelheim—razor-sharp, relentless, and yet with flashes of melody that linger even after it ends. It would’ve been easy for the band to keep things one-dimensional, but it added depth and it paid off. Someone get these guys a label deal so they can join the greater constellation of high-octane Metal. It’s not like we’re drowning in bands doing this right now.
Release: June 20th | Label: Independent
There you have it! For once, I’d genuinely like both of these bands to drop full albums soon. We’ll welcome them back the same way we’ve done with plenty of amateur releases—except these two might actually go somewhere. “Ouch, Catto, why so mean?” Because someone has to teach you boundaries. That’s honesty you can’t pay for… though if you do want to pay, we’ve got a donation box below. It won’t make us nicer, but we’ll eat better. Cheers!
