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The Gothic Metalhead
My corpse-painted children! We have a special guest today—it’s The Gothic Metalhead, who will share their top 10 for 2024. So, in the spirit of this countdown, I won’t prolong this any longer. Let’s go!
Lunart & Metalcatto
It’s time for yours truly to give you a proper top list of something! Since you’ve been asking for one a zillion times on social media, I couldn’t say no. However, being a fervent supporter of the division of labor and a total snob, I’ve teamed up with Lunart—someone with an actual arts degree—to judge the best album art of the year. So, this isn’t just my peasant opinion; it’s also supported by the refined taste of someone who knows the field. That means you’ve got to bend the knee, right?
Before you lose it, yes, we’re aware many of the best works this year are adaptations of classical paintings. But let’s be real—that doesn’t take away from the incredible worlds they transport us to, especially when combined with the music. Let’s dive in!
Elyna Kahn
Time flies! 2024 is almost over, and what a year it has been for Metal music. It’s been intense, with countless excellent releases—both from iconic bands and hidden treasures in the underground scene. Yet, I won’t lie. I don’t consume an overwhelming number of albums every year. I prefer to discover them on my own terms, without any pressure. I believe music is best enjoyed when you choose to dive into an album at the right moment, when you’re truly in the mood for it.
That said, I’m bringing you my personal top picks—no cap. The albums on this list have earned a special place in my heart—and in my obsessive, on-repeat listening habits that defy human understanding. Let me clarify: there’s no ranking here. Each of these masterpieces hits differently, yet all of them pack an equally intense punch and deserve your full attention. Let’s get into it!
There aren’t too many True kvlt numbers left this year, so this one’s packed with action and singles. Yes, I—like some of you (only some)—have a life and can’t spend all my time telling you what to listen to. But hey! Let’s enjoy this group of strange bands. Some are new, some are old, but all are honorable members of our lovely community. Let’s roll!
Pegah
Art has always been a profound means of expressing introspective feelings, and artists describe their emotions through their chosen forms. Among these, music stands out for its unique bond with visual arts. A well-crafted music project not only focuses on sound but also represents its music through cover art that complements its essence. Therefore, the album cover becomes the visual representation of the album’s themes and emotions. In this exploration, we’ll dive into some of my favorite cover arts from 2024 Metal album and their subgenres, showcasing the synergy between music and visuals.
Pegah & Metalcatto
It’s that time of the week when we raid the fridge for whatever leftovers we can find—because who wants to cook a lot on a Sunday? You do? Well, respect, I’ll give you that. But this time is different. I’m not alone in this section—Pegah has decided to join in and bring another band to your tearful eyes. So, here we have this week’s lucky picks:
It’s time to talk about those bands and albums that ended up in my inbox, coming from the depths of the internet. These are bands that, with talent, sweat, and humility, have worked hard to surprise listeners this year. I truly hope they keep growing to gather the cult following they deserve. Some of these bands are just debuting or don’t even have a promoter—an injustice that needs to change as soon as possible. So here they are, in no specific order because they all deserve your attention: the revelations of the year.
Hi there! This is going to be a short introduction. We’ve got way too many EPs and singles from you to discuss this week, and I don’t want to waste precious time. We have bands from all over the Metal spectrum—Death, Black, Doom, even a Symphonic band. You can’t complain there’s no representation at MER. Let’s go!
It’s that time of the year when you, me, and every Metalhead feel this irrational urge to declare certain random works of art better than others. It’s a depressing attempt to find identity and meaning through the cultural products we consume (enjoy capitalism, kiddo!). This year, we’ve had some interesting “remakes”, and I have, as any benevolent tyrant would, decided to share my favorites with you. It’s not exactly a ranking, but I’m placing them from “Oh, that’s a lovely change” to “Wow! This album went from sounding like chimp noises to La Traviata“. Extreme? Yes, that’s the name of the game. So, without further ado, here are my favorite re-whatevers of 2024.
You know what time it is! It’s that moment of the week when, fed up with the world’s depravity, I decide not to give up—because there are plenty of Metal bands out there dying for attention. Even if all they get is disdain, they keep going. And honestly, having edgy opinions that a handful of people read on the internet is enough to keep my sad hope alive. Today, we’ve got a lot of bands with flashy, long names—let’s see if they’re worth the effort!
Metal Eclipse Reviews 